December 2011
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Lost two followers?
Expectation:
Reality: Later, bitches!
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The 3 most common lies on the internet
1. I have read and agree to the terms of service
2. Status: Offline
3. Yes, I am over 18.
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Rule of Tumblr: every time you see this video, YOU REBLOG IT. And sing along. No questions asked.
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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When someone plays along with your sarcasm
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Bruno Mars named 4th hottest guy on Much Music's...
sabrinasmeeze:
nikki-white96:
THAT’S RIGHT!
BOOYAHH!!!
Happy New Year Hooligans! You know what that means...
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marssars06:
Hell Yeah *~*
When I'm walking to school in the morning...
With my headphones on, I feel like:
Without my headphones on…
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Life of a Hooligan...
Me: I'm gonna do my homework.
Bruno Mars: No, stay on Tumblr and fangirl over me.
Me: I'm gonna go to sleep.
Bruno Mars: No, stay awake and tweet me.
Me: I'm gonna save my money.
Bruno Mars: No, spend your money on my concerts/events
Me: I'm gonna pay attention in class.
Bruno Mars: No, think about me.
Me: I'm gonna clean my room.
Bruno Mars: No, stare at my posters on your walls
Me: I'm gonna listen to the radio.
Bruno Mars: No, listen to my album.
Me: I'm gonna make friends.
Bruno Mars: No, myself and the hooligans are your best friends.
Me: I'm gonna get a boyfriend.
Bruno Mars: No, you love me more.
Me: Wow I look good in this shirt.
Bruno Mars: No, wear a shirt with my face on it.
Me: Oh look a new book!
Bruno Mars: No read a fanfiction about me.
Me: It's nice outside, I think i'm going out.
Bruno Mars: No, stay home and tweet about me, reblog pictures of me and watch my videos.
LMFAOOOO OMGGGG. MY LIFE.
LOOOOL THISSSSSSS
This is a fucking Déjà vu!!
imagine if you called a wrong number, and the...
“Hi, Mom?” “No, this is Bruno Mars” *DEAD*
OR IF A CELEBRITY CALLED A WRONG NUMBER, AND THE PERSON THEY CALLED WAS YOU.
donotdefine said: I know exactly what you mean…when I had long hair that was my exact fear…I had to keep telling myself to say trim not cut lol…cuz I’m insane like that
Haha right! I tell her like half an inch trim ONLY lol and I’m like a little kid…she has to keep me busy by talking to me and stuff or else I’d be paranoid lol
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Am I the only girl who its terrified to go to the...
When you have to pee but you don't want to go to...
imjustaragdoll:
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Me during the week...
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Me this weekend:
When I have my period cramps
i-n-s-a-n-i-t-y-l-i-f-e:
first I feel depressed like
then I feel angry like
and my mom comes like ”what happens?”
and I wanna kill everybody and look like
But I answer like
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Bo Burnham Appreciation Post
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mercyth3great asked: success :)
mercyth3great asked: I cannot wait for this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous asked: first, i like your new theme! second, i say you be open and take charge with this guy. ask, no, DEMAND him to tell you the truth/ what he really thinks. :) whatever he says, be positive and honest with yourself :)
mercyth3great asked: I LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK PIT STOP AT WAWA SO WE CAN PICK UP ADAM THEN HOME :D
When your teachers extends a due date
When Your Playing Tag
Then you see the person thats out chasing your friend
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